Well, his cousin had definitely fucked all the siblings in that ridiculously huge family, so she definitely has that on him. Coop hasn't gone to bed with a single one and that might sound like they're competing, but that's not what it's about because if it was, he'd actually be caring right now. Which he very much doesn't.

Not that he'd say no if a good majority of them wanted to seduce him. Coop's closest to April, though, and they've settled into this nice friendship that he might have been eager enough to trump with sex at one point but now that she works for him, now that she's someone he's actually come to care about, it's different. He's not really willing to compromise this thing they've got going on.

Keira, though. Coop's pretty sure she's trying to make an art form out of trying to find what the right buttons to push on him are, and it's always kind of hilarious because it works, but he's not going to let her know that. Not outright, anyway. "What's your poison? You got the cookies, the cupcakes, the bread knots, the cream puffs... I'm always up for something with frosting. There's just so much goodness that comes out of things with frosting."